Is this a joke?
No, this is not a joke. If you send me $10, I will make you a crappy jingle and post it on this site with the link of your choice.
Why are you doing this?
I need beer money. It’s as simple as that.
Can I suggest a genre, a beat or lyrics for my Horrible Jingle?
No. What I come up with at the time will be your new Horrible Jingle. You can not suggest anything.
Why do some of the jingles have a cheesy logo under it?
If you order a Horrible Logo, it will get posted under your jingle in place of the text link.
Can I buy a Horrible Jingle for a friend?
Yes. You can buy one for anyone you want to.
Can I do whatever I want to with this jingle?
Yes. You are free to do whatever you want to with this jingle.
I sent you 10 Bucks, where’s my jingle
Please allow 3-4 days for your jingle to appear on the site. In most cases it will get done within a day or two, but please be patient; crappy music takes time.
Will you email me when my Horrible Jingle makes it’s premier on the website?
No. Please check back.
I noticed you pronounced a word wrong in my jingle, will you fix it for me?
No, I pronounced it wrong on purpose.
My jingle doesn’t suck as bad as I though it would. Will you redo it for me?
No. What you get is the final jingle. I will not redo any jingles.
My jingle was rejected, what the hell?
It was considered inappropriate for even a Horrible Jingle.
What exactly do I get for the $15 MP3 version?
Just what it says.I will email you an MP3 version of your jingle.