About Horrible Jingles
YOU NEED A HORRIBLE JINGLE, I NEED BEER MONEY.
Are you looking for a custom jingle for you or your company that will make everyone that hears it beg you to stop playing it. A crappy tune that will get stuck in your head no matter how hard they try to get rid of it.
You’ve come to the right place! My jingles use reverse psychology marketing. You will hate the jingle so much that eventually you will love it. It’s an old marketing trick used by some of the greats. I’ll do this for you for the low price of $10. That’s right, 10 one dollar bills! to buy myself an import beer at the local watering hole.
Not only does this small fee get you a poor jingle with no potential, but this jingle will also get featured on the World Famous Horrible Jingles website with a link to any website you choose, as well as the Horrible Jingles Facebook and Twitter page. You can look at it as a $10 custom jingle made just for you, a $10 custom audio advertisement with a link for you or your company, or just simply helping a brotha out.
It’s as easy as this!
Click the BUY NOW button below and pay the $10! (or $15 if you want the MP3 sent to you) IMPORTANT!! During purchase, make sure you click the link that says “Add Special Instructions to the Seller” and put the name for the jingle & the link that you want it to go to in that box. Once the payment goes through, I’ll get off my ass and record you the worst possible jingle I can come up with at the time. I will then proceed to the bar to drink away all profits, although I promise to do your jingle before I spend your 10 bucks.
$10 - One (1) Horrible Jingle
$15 – One (1) Horrible Jingle (with MP3 emailed to you)
NOTE: If you also purchase a Horrible Logo, I will post it below your jingle, otherwise you will get a text link.
$20 Combo Horrible Logo/Jingle Package – One (1) Horrible Logo & One (1) Horrible Jingle (high resolution logo & MP3 will be emailed to you)
Upon completion of the jingle you will not receive any files (unless you ordered the MP3 copy). If you like the jingle, I’m sorry. I will not redo the jingle to make it sound worse. I don’t accept any revision requests. The first recording is also the final recording.
I hope you hate your new horrible jingle as much as I hated making it!
No material considered inappropriate or offensive.
No Refunds.
